Saturday

March 29, 2025 Vol 121

Month: March 2023

A Star is Born (We Are One) (STAR April Fools 2023)

By Jax Johnson The strangest of occurrences were reported over the past weekend. Word has spread that a bright light…

Feature: STARbot 9000 (STAR April Fools 2023)

by STARbot 9000 Due to several non-financial reasons, The Administration of Houghton University is introducing a new plan to replace…

Why the Earth is Flat and You are Wrong (STAR April Fools 2023)

By Elizabeth Sutay We live in an age where fake news is as common as a rainy day. We are…

Houghton STAR Review (STAR April Fools 2023)

By WARNING: This is not satire! This is a cry for help coming from an unspecified STAR official. If…

Mac Lab Mannequin Mishaps (STAR April Fools 2023)

By Joshua Carpenter Last night, Mar. 30, Junior Joshua Carpenter was found in the MacLab ceiling bound from the neck…

Lyric Theater’s “Into the Woods”

By Abigail Bates Starting March 30 – this Thursday – at 7 p.m., four performances of Lyric Theatre’s “Into the…

Feature: Linda Knapp

By Anna Catherman The Ortlip Gallery is one of the highlights of Houghton University’s campus. For years, the gallery was…

Spiritual Life at Houghton

By Kat Wojsiat Houghton University is a college founded on a Wesleyan faith in the Trinity, meant to be a…

SPOT 2023 Review

By Lexi Brown VBS has come to college! I grew up where VBS was a “suggested opportunity” for me every…

Around the World in a Night

By Victoria Hock           On Saturday from 7-9 p.m., in the Center for the Arts Atrium, the Intercultural Student Association (ISA)…