Tuesday

April 1, 2025 Vol 121

Day: March 31, 2023

A Star is Born (We Are One) (STAR April Fools 2023)

By Jax Johnson The strangest of occurrences were reported over the past weekend. Word has spread that a bright light…

Feature: STARbot 9000 (STAR April Fools 2023)

by STARbot 9000 Due to several non-financial reasons, The Administration of Houghton University is introducing a new plan to replace…

Why the Earth is Flat and You are Wrong (STAR April Fools 2023)

By Elizabeth Sutay We live in an age where fake news is as common as a rainy day. We are…

Houghton STAR Review (STAR April Fools 2023)

By WARNING: This is not satire! This is a cry for help coming from an unspecified STAR official. If…

Mac Lab Mannequin Mishaps (STAR April Fools 2023)

By Joshua Carpenter Last night, Mar. 30, Junior Joshua Carpenter was found in the MacLab ceiling bound from the neck…