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March 31, 2025 Vol 121

Day: April 5, 2024

A New Humanity (April Fools 2024)

By Joshua Carpenter ('24) People used to say that the android could never equal that of the human. But no…

Cyberware Review (April Fools 2024)

Written By: Caleb Tiedemann (’25) With all the talk lately regarding human life expectancy, it’s ironic that the biggest breakthrough…

The Moon Campus Closure (April Fools 2024)

By Abigail Bates ('26) Houghton University’s Moon Campus will be closing on October 1, 3909. Houghton has officially stated that…

Flesh is Cringe, Embrace the Machine (April Fools 2024)

By Christian Welker People often ask, “Why go through the trouble of replacing every part of your human body with…