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April 16, 2025 Vol 121

Month: March 2025

BeanBots: Friends or Enemies? (April Fools 2025)

by Vicky Gigi 'XXV It’s a slow morning on the campus of Houghton University. As the sun rises and people…

Disastrous Dragons (April Fools 2025)

by Jiana Martin '26 Houghton University’s (HU) new Dragon Training Program will be officially available to students after its grand…

The Meat of the Matter (April Fools 2025)

by Abvi Bats 'XXVI It was about 6:15 in the evening on Rebmevon 8, when Alia Welker ‘48 knew something…

Interdimensional Elevators (April Fools 2025)

Rebecca Dailey (XXV) I’m late again, and this time, I’m sopping wet. My clothes cling to me as I rush…

Remembering the Chamberlains

Faculty and staff remember President Daniel Chamberlain and his wife, Joyce Chamberlain, who served Houghton's community for three decades.

Bolt (2008) Review

Written By: Caleb Tiedemann (’25) This one right here is a certified childhood classic. Have you ever found one of…

ISA Soiree

by Kelsey Curtis '27 Tonight, the International Student Association (ISA) is having a soiree in the Center for the Performance…

Honoring Pastor Wes Oden

By VICTORIA ARNDT ’25 and ABIGAIL BATES ’26Updated 11:50 a.m. EDT Down the hill from Houghton University sits the Houghton…

Who Cares?

Amanda (Shine ’05) Zambrano If you had the opportunity to attend chapel on Monday, you had the chance to hear…

Apocalypse Now (1979) Review

Written by: Caleb Tiedemann (’25) Apocalypse Now is one of those movies that I’ve been meaning to watch for a…