Day: March 28, 2025
March 28, 2025
Stories In Focus
BeanBots: Friends or Enemies? (April Fools 2025)
by Victoria Arndt '25 It’s a slow morning on the campus of Houghton University. As the sun rises and people…
March 28, 2025
News
Disastrous Dragons (April Fools 2025)
by Jiana Martin '26 Houghton University’s (HU) new Dragon Training Program will be officially available to students after its grand…
The Meat of the Matter (April Fools 2025)
by Abigail Bates '26 It was about 6:15 in the evening on Rebmevon 8, when Alia Welker ‘48 knew something…
March 28, 2025
Opinions
Interdimensional Elevators (April Fools 2025)
Rebecca Dailey (XXV) I’m late again, and this time, I’m sopping wet. My clothes cling to me as I rush…