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April 2, 2025 Vol 121

Tag: Houghton

Cyberware Review (April Fools 2024)

Written By: Caleb Tiedemann (’25) With all the talk lately regarding human life expectancy, it’s ironic that the biggest breakthrough…

A New Humanity (April Fools 2024)

By Joshua Carpenter ('24) People used to say that the android could never equal that of the human. But no…

Flesh is Cringe, Embrace the Machine (April Fools 2024)

By Christian Welker People often ask, “Why go through the trouble of replacing every part of your human body with…

Jesus Take the Reins 

By Hannah Lee The equestrian world is an ever growing career that has gained more popularity each year. Though it’s…

Alice by Heart

By Jiana Martin ('26) On Friday, March 22 at 7:30 p.m. the Lyric Theatre will hold its second of three…

Impacts of AI on the Job Market

By Christian Welker ('24) “I am interviewing you, ChatGPT … about the effects of Artificial Intelligence on education and the…

The Green Mile (1999)

Written By: Caleb Tiedemann (’25) “I’m tired, boss. Tired of bein’ on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the…

Letter To the Editor: Controversy?

To the Editors of the Star, Last week, Hannah Smith wrote an excellent opinion about Metz, targeting students who claim…

In Defense of Metz

By Hannah Smith “Metz is terrible.” We have all heard that one before. Metz has no options. Metz is nothing…

SPOT Returns!

By Joey Schunemann ('23) In the Fall of 2021, SPOT was teetering on the edge. On a post-COVID campus that…