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February 08, 2013 Opinions by Editorial Staff

Censorship is one of those ever-present issues on campus that seem to only accentuate the disparity between the student body…

BeanBots: Friends or Enemies? (April Fools 2025)March 28, 2025
by Victoria Arndt '25 It’s a slow morning on the campus of Houghton University. As the sun rises and people…
Disastrous Dragons (April Fools 2025)March 28, 2025
by Jiana Martin '26 Houghton University’s (HU) new Dragon Training Program will be officially available to students after its grand…
The Meat of the Matter (April Fools 2025)March 28, 2025
by Abigail Bates '26 It was about 6:15 in the evening on Rebmevon 8, when Alia Welker ‘48 knew something…
Interdimensional Elevators (April Fools 2025)March 28, 2025
Rebecca Dailey (XXV) I’m late again, and this time, I’m sopping wet. My clothes cling to me as I rush…
Remembering the ChamberlainsMarch 21, 2025
Faculty and staff remember President Daniel Chamberlain and his wife, Joyce Chamberlain, who served Houghton's community for three decades.

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